More Western naivete on Africa

The West doesn’t have a clue about Africa. I make this bold statement after having just seen The Constant Gardener.

Not a bad movie, but I have some serious issues about the political angle. The movie is about how the West, in this case through big pharmaceutical companies, abuses Africa. I’m certainly no fan of big business and I’m very very worried about the GM interest in Africa, BUT I think to blame only the West is a head-in-the-sand reaction to a much more complex problem.

For a start, African leaders in general are weak and corruptable. They get away with this because the people allow them to. I doubt whether you can count the number of countries that aren’t corrupt in Africa on one hand and this has nothing to do with the West.

You will always find those who will do anything for money, but in the West the people won’t stand for it (the US oil gathering exercise in Iraq is hopefully the exception that proves the rule). In Africa, this kind of accountability does not exist. Money grubbing bastards exploit Africa only because they can. This dates back to slavery itself. I know this is bound to get many readers worked up, but many African chiefs got paid lots of money to provide slaves to the slave traders.

Another thing that always upsets me about Africa is the living conditions. Sewage and litter is not managed at all, creating serious health hazards. People in the West will not accept these conditions, even if it means moving away or doing something about it yourself. I simply cannot understand why can so many African people not clean up after themselves.

The nonsense that is political correctness stops us from asking these questions honestly and openly. Well, I’m sick of political correctness and I’m saying that Africa has got to take responsibility for itself.

Unfortunately this is a long and often very painful process. But every time the West interferes, the process is neccesarily set back. I know this sounds heartless, but I think that with all the “wishy-washy” crap that the likes of Bob Geldof & Bono dish up, some clear thought is required.

I’m willing to bet that in another 20 years the next glory seeking musician will be collecting money for the same old problems and it still won’t change a thing.

I love Africa more than most readers are likely to know. It is in my genes as well as my jeans 🙂 It is the most gloriously beautiful place on Earth. But it also has major problems.

You cannot solve a problem if you don’t know what it is. To this end I think honest discussion is the best way to start, so if you have any thoughts on the matter – even if it directly opposes mine, don’t hesitate to comment; even if it is anonymously.

South African Cricket’s Greatest Day!

I just wanted to record this on my blog. Even if a million other people write about this, I want to be able to look through my blog one day and remember this feeling.

South Africa have just humbled the mighty Aussies in a truly unbelievable way. I remember switching on the TV this morning to see that the Aussies were 280/2 after 37 overs!! I thought to myself that we are going to get seriously beaten today.

When the Aussie score ended on 434 (yes you read it right!), a world record by 36 runs, I knew we were going to be embarrassed.

But Graeme Smith & Co kept their heads (although just barely!) to reach 438 with 1 ball and 1 wicket to spare. My nerves were shattered. On air the battle hardened commentators’ voices got wobbly from emotion. They and all the “live” cricket websites from all the corners of the globe are calling this the “greatest One Day International ever”.

Ironically South Africa and Australia drew the previous “greatest One Day International ever” in 1999 but ultimately we “lost” because we had to win to reach the final. I’ll tell you that on that day it hurt like hell. I can honestly say that after the 1999 match I was so upset that I generally lost interest in cricket. No more though! What happened here today has wiped out those bad memories.

Another irony is Gibb’s role in both matches. He scored 100s in both matches, but in 1999 he dropped a catch through absolute folly. Today though by batting 175 from 111 balls he must have silenced those nightmares forever. Stuff like this happens once in a lifetime. He is actually lucky to have had this opportunity.

To the Aussies: I think they were gracious in defeat – as real sportsmen are. I can only tell them that we know how it feels. They can take away from this match that they were involved in something historical and that they behaved like gentlemen.

To me this was without question the Greatest ODI in history and I aim to read this post many times in the future!

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